Does the thought of dealing with people make you want to run and hide? Vomit maybe??
When your phone rings, are you sending it straight to your voicemail in fear that it will just be another headache?
Instead of asking "How are you today?" are you asking "What do you want?"
Do you dream of going absolutely no where in a company of thousands, where they promote only by seniority and not talent??
Well...have I got the position for you!!
As a job placement company we have a large client seeking un-motivated, un-professional, bumps on logs, to get them through the upcoming holiday season. People skills entirely optional because frankly this company is so large, and has completely saturated their market by monopolizing everything, that it won't matter. Customers (i.e. Suckers) will STILL COME BACK!!
Earn solid money while having a crappy attitude! Didn't think it was possible? Neither did we!!
Please fax your email to 555-SUCK. Where other rude customer service reps are standing by waiting to do nothing.
***Special Note: This is not the normal ranting of Grandy, and she is actually not in a bad mood today. She has been working hard from home today and has had a few run-ins with customer service professionals that perhaps needed some additional training. Rather than vent about these people, she envisioned how fun it would be to post a job opening to all these people at the same time. She certainly had fun writing it! If you should happen to try to fax to this number, you will be the proud recipient of the "Forgotten Clue" award. Thank you!!