Waiting in line at Costco behind a nicely dressed older woman who is clearly spending $300 on merchandise, while she bitches about the validity of a $2.00 coupon, normally would amuse me.
Standing in line at Starbucks at 5:45 AM, while a woman holds up the line while two of the employees are helping her with the super-deluxe-cuisinart-everything-but-the-kitchen-sink-coffee-maker would also not cause Grandy any pause...normally. I mean really, why would it? Maybe she was on her way to a 6:00 am office suck-up party and wanted to beat the crowd.
But even the mild mannered (ever sarcastic) Grandy can only take so much.
BDL - Hi! This is Dr. "Beautiful" (ok...not real name...but she truly
Grandy - HI!!
BDL - I got a message you called. What's up?
Grandy - Huh? We played phone tag trying to connect and go over his
BDL - OH! Well it came back clean, but I still think it's that chronic
problem we discussed.
Grandy - Oh, I see.
BDL - I'm going to have a surgeon review and order another CT scan, since he
hasn't had one since July. Then we will have a comparison.
Grandy - ::pausing because I know how he hated the first CT scan::
BDL - I'll have the girls in the office coordinate it and get with you to
Grandy - Alright.
BDL - And I know how hard you are to get a hold of, so I'll make sure they
Grandy - Huh?!?!
BDL - Alright, BYE!!