Monday, January 26, 2009

How did you find me?

Grandy has finally got a program on this site that will show how traffic gets to this site. I had SiteMeter before, but it wouldn't tell me what searches were done to land people on my site. That's half the fun, isn't it?

I'm being forced to look at things differently, since starting my other blog and I'm kinda having some fun learning some things. Here are some of my favorite searches that have prompted people to find Functional Shmunctional (and of course my comments on each):

"superhero boobs" - Were you looking more for Batman's Man-Boobs, or did you have more of a Wonder Woman cone thing goin' for ya?

"parent driving kids around jokes" - Is it the fact that the parent is driving the kids around that is the joke? Not sure. Whatever the cost, the comedian looking for that material is not pulling from experience. Any real parent knows the jokes come from WITHIN the car when driving the kids around.

"mean nicknames your child may be called" - Oh man...I want to find out the results of that search. I don't know what it would say about me, but YIKES it sounds serious.

"polyvinylrododospagaspamomo" - HUH?

...and of course...

"meaning polyvinylrododospagaspamomo" - Really... HUH?


...and my favorite...



"what nickname can i call my crazy friend matt?" - BOB

13 comments:

Tricia said...

I keep getting Google searches about naked people. Hummm

Jessi said...

Lol, I always love going through my search hits. So much fun to see what people are searching for....and then ultimately landed on 'my' site for, ha.

Jibber Jabber said...

I don't have site meter...at least not yet. Since, I'm not a techie, I rely on Suzanne to assist in many aspects of blogging (much to her dismay lol).

Suzanne said...

I know where several hits come from and I find it a hoot to find out what people are looking for! Other than things that I'm trying to get hits for, Jim Carrey and the Foreclosure are the top searches.

Contrary to what Joyce thinks, I LIKE helping her out! It's a pay it forward, because I think a few years from now, she'll be the veteran helping a newbie!

Bridge said...

I would be soooooo happy if superhero boobs was one of my sear terms. /sigh Alas it is not.

Momisodes said...

Oooh, are you using statcounter? I am such a blog stat-addict. It is so amusing to see how strange people are online and what they search for.

Kelly O said...

"what nickname can i call my crazy friend matt?" Heh. That would make a great tshirt.

Grandy said...

Tricia~ Is that because you are "SHOUT"? Maybe they think you're shouting at the naked people.

Jessi~ It is fun indeed.

Jibber Jabber~ It was through Suzanne that I learned you could find this stuff out. It just took me this long to figure out the HOW. :)

Suzanne~ You're right...Joyce will be schooling us very soon. :)

Grandy said...

Tricia~ Is that because you are "SHOUT"? Maybe they think you're shouting at the naked people.

Jessi~ It is fun indeed.

Jibber Jabber~ It was through Suzanne that I learned you could find this stuff out. It just took me this long to figure out the HOW. :)

Suzanne~ You're right...Joyce will be schooling us very soon. :)

Grandy said...

Oops!! That got on there twice... MY BAD!!

Bridge~ Yours would be EVIL BOOBS!! :)

Sandy~ I'm still learning about all the fun stuff I can do, but it's fun to learn. :)

Kelly O~ It would indeed. :) I might have to try that.

Katie said...

Just googled in from polyvinylwhosawhatsit....

Too stinkin' funny! My fave is someone googled "shorts peeking out" and got me....what ever! Weird!

happily retired gal said...

One of these days I'm going to learn about these searches ... when I get some time that is. Right now I'm doing what I can to catch up after falling thousands of posts behind again.
Hugs and blessings,

Grandy said...

Katie~ It could be worse! They could have googled "peeking out of my shorts" and fallen onto your site. That would be frightening. ;)

HRG~ Behind again? Fear NOT!! I'll take you as I can get ya! ;)