Grandy has finally got a program on this site that will show how traffic gets to this site. I had SiteMeter before, but it wouldn't tell me what searches were done to land people on my site. That's half the fun, isn't it?
I'm being forced to look at things differently, since starting my other blog and I'm kinda having some fun learning some things. Here are some of my favorite searches that have prompted people to find Functional Shmunctional (and of course my comments on each):
"superhero boobs" - Were you looking more for Batman's Man-Boobs, or did you have more of a Wonder Woman cone thing goin' for ya?
"parent driving kids around jokes" - Is it the fact that the parent is driving the kids around that is the joke? Not sure. Whatever the cost, the comedian looking for that material is not pulling from experience. Any real parent knows the jokes come from WITHIN the car when driving the kids around.
"mean nicknames your child may be called" - Oh man...I want to find out the results of that search. I don't know what it would say about me, but YIKES it sounds serious.
"polyvinylrododospagaspamomo" - HUH?
...and of course...
"meaning polyvinylrododospagaspamomo" - Really... HUH?
...and my favorite...
"what nickname can i call my crazy friend matt?" - BOB