WHAT??? Gregory Harrison? Honey, you are cute and I don't want to know that you have Back Hair, really.
Alright...I've started out digressing already!! I really can't be trusted!!
Tonight Grandy was standing in line, waiting to order some food, when she noticed a particularly interesting man standing in front of her.
He didn't appear to be very old, was completely bald, but had a hairy back (I mean real hairy). How do I know this? It could have been parted from under the tank top he was wearing.
My first thought, "Hmmm...How does that happen?" How is a man blessed with so much hair everywhere BUT his head? He seemed pleasant enough...until he spoke.
Then I realized...there's something to that My Name is Earl show after all.
What is it he says? Karma?
This man had every bit of karma coming his way. He was NASTY to the people that worked there.
Then, as I stood there further, watching him speak down to the poor lady at the register, I notice something else.
The man was off his Chord!!
What chord, you ask? You must know...don't you??
You've seen the Matrix Movies, right? Well this guy looked like he was all ready to be hooked up to the chord. He had the perfect "bump" for it.
Do you think he's unhappy with the fact that he just can't comb-over that far? Is that what makes him a cranky man?
Well...my hubby has back hair...and I love him and frankly think he's HOT.
And quite frankly, there are many hot bald men out there.OR...
So...what do I say to you bald men with back hair?
Let it go!!
There's no fault to place, it's just the way it is. And there are women out there who will think you are HOT!!
So...GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!
I expect such attitude from short men, but I won't even tolerate it from you.
If you continue with your crappy attitude...You will never GET ANY.
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