Monday, January 21, 2008

Things You'd Hear at My Desk

True statements from me that make my job seem more interesting than it really is.
  • I'm sorry honey, I can't talk right now. I've gotta go make a call about a man, a restraining order, and a goat farm.
  • Yes Sir, but when was the last time you touched the unit?
  • What do you mean you're not liable for the hole? You DUG the hole!!
  • Okay, but you do understand...don't you...that the fact that you tripped over your bag that you placed on the floor doesn't make my client negligent...right??
  • There were HOW MANY children on the rock wall?
  • You probably should notify your staff, when we get a letter from an attorney about injuries, that it's NOT OKAY for them to send emails out asking, "What's the big deal? Everybody Drinks & Drives?"

I know you're jealous...

Come on, admit it!

Just a little??

14 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Just a little!

Sandy C. said...

YES!!!! Quite....sounds way more interesting than my job ;)

Suzanne said...

I love it!

Karen H. said...

Good Morning Grandy,
I am a bit jealous here. LOL. This is just too funny. "THANK YOU" for sharing this with us. It's always nice to have a good laugh in the mornings. Take care my friend and have a great day. May God Bless You and Yours.

Hugs,
Karen H.

Mrs. G. said...

I totally am.

Sandy C. said...

BTW....a little tag for you at Momisodes if you'd like to play :)

krissy said...

I can't say I'm jealous as I would go postal on people and end up in trouble myself however, I found these comments very comical!

Your so sweet for the linkage love! I'm working on tagging 7 people right now but I'm still a few shy of actually having 7 blog friends to tag!!!

Your great....thanks for the chuckle!

krissy said...

I can't say I'm jealous as I would go postal on people and end up in trouble myself however, I found these comments very comical!

Your so sweet for the linkage love! I'm working on tagging 7 people right now but I'm still a few shy of actually having 7 blog friends to tag!!!

Your great....thanks for the chuckle!

Michele L. Tune said...

Ah, you. You're always such a hoot!

Thanks for the laugh. :-)

Smiles,
Michele

Grandy said...

See, I knew some of you would be jealous. It's never boring...that's for sure. :)

bipolarlawyercook said...

I must know about the goat farm.

Sandy C. said...

Hey! An award is waiting for you at Momisodes ;)

Tina Coruth said...

Grandy,

Yes, I am jealous. Very funny stuff!

Tina

Mike Golch said...

definatley far greater that the job i used to do as a career.