- I'm sorry honey, I can't talk right now. I've gotta go make a call about a man, a restraining order, and a goat farm.
- Yes Sir, but when was the last time you touched the unit?
- What do you mean you're not liable for the hole? You DUG the hole!!
- Okay, but you do understand...don't you...that the fact that you tripped over your bag that you placed on the floor doesn't make my client negligent...right??
- There were HOW MANY children on the rock wall?
- You probably should notify your staff, when we get a letter from an attorney about injuries, that it's NOT OKAY for them to send emails out asking, "What's the big deal? Everybody Drinks & Drives?"
I know you're jealous...
Come on, admit it!
Just a little??