Wednesday, December 30, 2009

WTF Wednesday - This TOO Shall Pass

Guess what folks?!? UPDATE!!!

Grandy followed up with the Urologist (like a good little girl) first thing Monday morning, from work. She held off on taking any pain meds that day because she had a HUGE presentation at 1:00, but had a back-up plan for taking the meds on my way out the door AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Urologist office tells Grandy, "Our first opening is a week from Tuesday."

::blink blink::

Excuse me?!?

She says, "I'm sorry, but he only sees patients on Monday and Tuesday afternoons, and we're all booked up already."

::blink blink::

Excuse me?!?

Oh yeah, Grandy decided to make the appointment for NEXT Tuesday, but apparently her body realized that was WAY too long. Yesterday Grandy wakes up and logs in to work at 6am. She decided she would work from home that day, knowing that she had to try to get in to see someone else sooner.

At about 7:30am she gets a call from her primary doctor. "I'm trying to get you a referral somewhere else."
Too late!!! HELP?!?! IT HURTS!!!!

Grandy gets a front row pass to the ER again. After going through the initial stuff, going through the whole "WTF" from the doctor, but getting the same great nurse that helped on Christmas Eve, the CT scan is done. The doctor comes in shaking his head. "You are NOT going to believe this," he says. "Try me" I tell him with a smile. (Oh yeah, serious drugs are kicking in.)

The rest of the conversation went like this:

Him: You have passed the stone into your bladder!!! The chances of you doing that on your own was like 1-2%. I've never seen someone pass one this size.
Me: Did you say 1-2% chance??
Him: Yeah.
Me: Well THAT explains everything!! I'm the queen of 1-2% health chances.
Him: Well, you shouldn't be having any more pain, but there's still the last hurdle.
Me: Which is...?
Him: It's still in your bladder.
Me: Ummmmm... So what does that mean?
Him: You have to try to PEE IT OUT.
Me: Really?!? So, I'm not supposed to have any more pain...but I still do. I wasn't supposed to pass this at all...but I have. So...what are my odds now?
Him: I just don't know.

Lottery ticket?...Here I come!!

Either way. Grandy has made it 364 days into her 2009 resolution with no anesthisia or "oscopies".

YAY!!!




14 comments:

songbird's crazy world said...

Oy...let it pass soon!!

Jessi said...

Awww, I'm so sorry. That's gotta suck. :( Good luck passing it soon.

Mike Golch said...

This to shall pass.thanks for stopping by.I hope that you and your family have a HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Suzanne said...

Well, my 2% compatriot, I hope it passes SOON.

(I escaped a 2% situation this morning, whoeeee!)

Joyce-Anne said...

I hope it passes soon! I also wish you and your family a happy, healthy and prosperous 2010!

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Vixen said...

Oh my. I hope that it passes and the pain goes away! I too am the queen of the 1-2%, the entire family is. If a doc ever says "Well, we can't figure out what's wrong. Only thing I can think of, but the percentage is so small that it could be..." We immediately say TEST FOR IT. And it always is.

Grandy said...

Songbird~ Thanks lady!!

Jessi~ OMGOODNESS!! How are YOU?!?

Mike~ I'm really likin' your new pic. (heehee) Happy New Year back atcha! ;)

Suzanne~ You probably stood a 2% chance of escaping it. LOL!!

Grandy said...

JA~ Thanks sweetie!! Back at you.

Anon #1~ Um...sorry. Can't help you.

Vixen~ Sometimes we just aim to stump, don't we? :)

Momisodes said...

OMG!!! That really is rare.

I am so sorry to hear. I really hope that things have 'passed' and you are recovering nicely in PJ's on the couch.

lupusranting said...

Don't you just LOVE doctors? I hope you feel better soon!. Found your site via Speedy and have amused myself for a half hour reading your posts! Will check back soon :)

onthecurb said...

Ouchies! I'll think positive thoughts for your pee. :-)

Grandy said...

Sandy~ In my pjs...but no passing yet.

Lupusranting~ Glad you stopped by!! What (or who) is Speedy?

Curb Squirrel~ You know how much that means to me, coming from you, right?? :)

LupusRanting said...

My bad. I obviously can't spell! I meant to say Spidey... as in Mr. Parkour over at Hate and Anger :)