Although these comments aren't as funny as previous episodes of "Things You Hear At My Desk", they are indicative of the how much fun we have in Grandy-land.
There are few things I WON'T say to ANYBODY. Grandy tends to use the "out-loud-voice" whenever possible, regardless of your title. It's not that I don't have any respect for authority, or recognize the importance of a position...quite the contrary. I just happen to think that just because you hold a certain title, it doesn't bar you from getting the real Grandy.
Watch out!!
Big Man 1 (Regional VP of HUGE Company): Thank you for helping us work through this, Mary.
Me: Cum-ba-frickin-ya!
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Big Man 2 (Owner of FANCY Restaurant): Now that I'm back in the states, Mary, I need to understand this better. I knew you were just the person to call and ask.
Me: What are you buttering me up for?
Big Man 2: I'm not buttering. I'm just saying you know all this stuff, and will tell me honestly.
Me: Uh-Oh... What did you do?
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Big Man 3 (CFO of Company...not sure what they do): Please review this document from our Paris location, and tell me what you think.
Me: Ummm... I think it's in FRENCH!
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Not-So-Big-But-Fun-Man: I'm afraid we're about to make your client unhappy, and need to schedule a conference call. We'd like you to be on the call.
Me: Why? Do you need back-up or a witness?
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Oh yeah...Grandy is having more fun than should be allowed...with her clothes on.
I wonder if any of these will reflect on my performance appraisal.
Wonder if I care?
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Thursday, December 10, 2009
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4 comments:
Ha ha ha go Grandy :D
Still giggling. I have two favorites #2,"Uh oh, what did you do?" and "Why do you need back-up or a witness?"
Whoo boy - do I resemble these remarks!!
Mine tend to be tinged with healthy doses of sarcasm. I should probably keep track ;-))
Wiggy~ ::bowing:: Thank you!! ;)
JA~ He needed a witness...I can tell you that.
Christina~ I be you do resemble these. We're kindred spirits that way.
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