I do have to share that yes...I did get the same crazy
More importantly, I must share with you the menu.
The procedure I had done requires that my diet be limited to soft pureed foods for a little while. Alright, so Grandy can live on "Cream of Something Soup" for a little while.
What I did not expect was this for lunch:
Or this for dinner:
No flippin idea what these things are? Neither did I at first.
Lunch was tolerable as it was pureed chicken and pureed carrots. I could tolerate that because carrot juice isn't horrible
but it was friggin' as close as it gets.
Dinner...oh what can I say about dinner? If you guessed canned cat food, you would be close. It was pureed pork and pureed peas. SERIOUSLY???
I did try a bite because I'm a
dumbass trooper that way, and tried to pretend it was meat loaf. I had to call the crazy bitch nurse back in and say hell no.
She said, "But this is part of your diet. You have to eat soft things on Stage 3 foods." "Then drop be back to Stage 2 and bring me cream of anything soup," I snarled. "Okay...THANK YOU!!" she replied.
After that it was soup, cream of wheat, or yogurt. And it still is.
What I want to know is...was I wrong? I get the feeling the cook even cringed when he slapped that crap on the plate.
So, Grandy might have been a cranky patient this time around, but the reasons kept coming at me. Wait until I tell you about my roommate!!