NOT kidding!!
Unilaterally the entire erectile dysfunction superheroes, with their capes and strong penis emblems blazen on their tights, keep
Why is it that? Was it the fact that we questioned the poor man's mobility or dexterity behind the wheel? Was it the fact that we wondered if that lovely number he was with was his wife or his daughter? Or was it something as benign as the fact that the words "old", "man" and "honk" were used (in no particular order) in the same post?
Now the
Personally, I think Vince Neil would be insulted to know that you felt he needed to learn about Viagra at The Crue Review. And really, the "MoFo" part of the NoMoMoFo 2008 was seriously NOT directed at you.
One can only imagine what superheroes will converge on this blog now that the word "penis", "erectile", "dysfunction" and "LIMP" are used. Alright, technically I hadn't used limp before now but really...that is what we're talking about...right?
Where the heck are those spammers that can lift and enlarge your boobs with a pill? That I want to see.
Until then... Fear not dear citizens of Grandy-Land!!
Grandy is prepared to battle all evil spammers, while donning her cape. She is able to burst your bubble with barely a need for her wit. Able to delete your spam with only the strength of a mouse.
Her uniform, however, seems to be lacking that special symbol, however. All the cool superheroes have them. Superman had his "S". Wonderwoman had her Eagle wings draped across her boobs (I think that's what they were), Captain America had...what did he have? A flag and a trash can lid?
The superhero of Grandy-Land needs a symbol.
Any ideas???
16 comments:
I'm not going there! :)
I'm getting a lot spammers too...As for an emblem,well you're a lot wittier than I am so I'm sure you'll come up with something brilliant.
I believe a can of SPAM would be a fitting symbol to drape across your chest or cape ;)
p.s. Boob pills?!?!?!
I wanna know more. Perhaps my comment will open the flood gates ;)
I do like the idea of boob pills. Only take them when you need to get them off of your knees, and really that doesn't happen everyday does it?
If anyone sends you spam on how to make boobs SMALLER, let me know!
heh. i feel your pain on the spam front. i just try to delete them or ignore them.
Hmmm...a superhero symbol...how about a big "G"? Could be for more than just "Grandy"...hehehe...
Lately, I've been spamming my spammers and saying some really rude things. It makes me feel good, even if they never read it.
I like Sandy's idea of SPAM as a superhero symbol.
In as far as the mousetrap, well I never said it was a perfect idea. However, if you left the bag of cheese in a brown paper bag, the culprit may not see the mousetrap.
Seems we've ALL been hearing from JOHN about V..... and he DOES have a URL, but I've been hesitant to antagonize him for fear he'll leave even more spam. I've been getting 3-7 spam comments every 4-5 days for a few weeks, but because I receive email notifications, it just takes a couple of minutes to delete them all and report them as spam. Interestingly gmail doesn't seem to BLOCK him the way my MSN email would.
Hugs and blessings,
well....Spam IS the meat of choice in Hawaii...or so I heard.
I'm getting about 30 (kid you not) letters about "how to spot the real fake Rolex watch" or something like that...you know, if there were nudity on some of the spam, I wouldn't mind it so much, but nooOOOooo...I get Rolexes and boring letters.
As for an emblem.... a can of Spam with a bit X in the middle of it...you know...like "Ghost Busters"!!!
I'm now going to check out those "boob pills"!!
Suzanne~ CHICKEN! :)
Chris~ You give me too much credit.
Sandy~ Ha!! I like it!! I'm going to have to write a commercial for boob pills.
Jen~ Thank goodness for NOT every day boob/lap incidents.
Suzanne~ Seriously? Not had that problem myself.
wreke~ Yeah...but to make fun of them is way funner.
Dens~ You're bad.
XUP~ Oh funny!! I like it.
Joyce-Anne~ You make me laugh.
Storyteller~ I guess there's not a way to block such things.
DK~ I like it! I'll have to make something up. :)
Methinks not ... and this morning I notice the infamous John has switched to a different drug that serves the same function. I wonder what pleasure he takes from such things? It's odd ...
Hugs and blessings,
Storyteller~ LOL!! He's switching teams!!! :D
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