Thursday, December 11, 2008

Superhero Symbol Needed

When Grandy posted about The Sweet Old Man it must have triggered something in the erectile dysfunction universe.

NOT kidding!!

Unilaterally the entire erectile dysfunction superheroes, with their capes and strong penis emblems blazen on their tights, keep stalking visiting this blog with their suggestions on how to get one...how to keep one...and how to let one go.

Why is it that? Was it the fact that we questioned the poor man's mobility or dexterity behind the wheel? Was it the fact that we wondered if that lovely number he was with was his wife or his daughter? Or was it something as benign as the fact that the words "old", "man" and "honk" were used (in no particular order) in the same post?

Now the bastards visitors are trying to get their spam in to some other posts.

Personally, I think Vince Neil would be insulted to know that you felt he needed to learn about Viagra at The Crue Review. And really, the "MoFo" part of the NoMoMoFo 2008 was seriously NOT directed at you.

One can only imagine what superheroes will converge on this blog now that the word "penis", "erectile", "dysfunction" and "LIMP" are used. Alright, technically I hadn't used limp before now but really...that is what we're talking about...right?

Where the heck are those spammers that can lift and enlarge your boobs with a pill? That I want to see.

Until then... Fear not dear citizens of Grandy-Land!!

Grandy is prepared to battle all evil spammers, while donning her cape. She is able to burst your bubble with barely a need for her wit. Able to delete your spam with only the strength of a mouse.

Her uniform, however, seems to be lacking that special symbol, however. All the cool superheroes have them. Superman had his "S". Wonderwoman had her Eagle wings draped across her boobs (I think that's what they were), Captain America had...what did he have? A flag and a trash can lid?

The superhero of Grandy-Land needs a symbol.

Any ideas???

16 comments:

Suzanne said...

I'm not going there! :)

Chris said...

I'm getting a lot spammers too...As for an emblem,well you're a lot wittier than I am so I'm sure you'll come up with something brilliant.

Momisodes said...

I believe a can of SPAM would be a fitting symbol to drape across your chest or cape ;)

p.s. Boob pills?!?!?!

I wanna know more. Perhaps my comment will open the flood gates ;)

Jen said...

I do like the idea of boob pills. Only take them when you need to get them off of your knees, and really that doesn't happen everyday does it?

Suzanne said...

If anyone sends you spam on how to make boobs SMALLER, let me know!

wrekehavoc said...

heh. i feel your pain on the spam front. i just try to delete them or ignore them.

Dens said...

Hmmm...a superhero symbol...how about a big "G"? Could be for more than just "Grandy"...hehehe...

XUP said...

Lately, I've been spamming my spammers and saying some really rude things. It makes me feel good, even if they never read it.

Joyce-Anne said...

I like Sandy's idea of SPAM as a superhero symbol.

In as far as the mousetrap, well I never said it was a perfect idea. However, if you left the bag of cheese in a brown paper bag, the culprit may not see the mousetrap.

storyteller said...

Seems we've ALL been hearing from JOHN about V..... and he DOES have a URL, but I've been hesitant to antagonize him for fear he'll leave even more spam. I've been getting 3-7 spam comments every 4-5 days for a few weeks, but because I receive email notifications, it just takes a couple of minutes to delete them all and report them as spam. Interestingly gmail doesn't seem to BLOCK him the way my MSN email would.
Hugs and blessings,

dkuroiwa said...

well....Spam IS the meat of choice in Hawaii...or so I heard.

I'm getting about 30 (kid you not) letters about "how to spot the real fake Rolex watch" or something like that...you know, if there were nudity on some of the spam, I wouldn't mind it so much, but nooOOOooo...I get Rolexes and boring letters.

As for an emblem.... a can of Spam with a bit X in the middle of it...you know...like "Ghost Busters"!!!
I'm now going to check out those "boob pills"!!

Grandy said...

Suzanne~ CHICKEN! :)

Chris~ You give me too much credit.

Sandy~ Ha!! I like it!! I'm going to have to write a commercial for boob pills.

Jen~ Thank goodness for NOT every day boob/lap incidents.

Grandy said...

Suzanne~ Seriously? Not had that problem myself.

wreke~ Yeah...but to make fun of them is way funner.

Dens~ You're bad.

XUP~ Oh funny!! I like it.

Grandy said...

Joyce-Anne~ You make me laugh.

Storyteller~ I guess there's not a way to block such things.

DK~ I like it! I'll have to make something up. :)

storyteller said...

Methinks not ... and this morning I notice the infamous John has switched to a different drug that serves the same function. I wonder what pleasure he takes from such things? It's odd ...
Hugs and blessings,

Grandy said...

Storyteller~ LOL!! He's switching teams!!! :D