Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Magic con Queso


See this cheese???

It's MAGIC!!!

It has a way of DISAPPEARING!!

Grandy has nothing up her sleeve, and NO rabbit hidden in her ass hat.

Don't believe me?

Really!!!

Cross my heart and hope to fry!!!

Grandy brings one of these to work every day and 3 times recently when she goes to get it from the fridge...it's GONE.

Grandy will find you, my precious.

Next time...when you disappear from the office ... TAKE ME WITH YOU!!
Must get me some of that MAGIC!!

20 comments:

Dan Brantley said...

I work out of the house and avoid these problems but my wife has grazing co-worker syndrome at her office too. Thanks for bringing light to this overlooked scourge!

Joyce-Anne said...

How rude! I'm wondering if you need to put a mouse trap in an empty package to teach the grazer a lesson...

phd in yogurtry said...

I have only one co-worker, an office mate. We both bring food into a fridge. Half the time we both forget which belongs to whom. It's the most ridiculous thing.

chris said...

put a gps tracking devise...LOL

Vixen said...

Those magic cheeses disappear here too!

Christina said...

I've lost lunches to the same magic. Sodas too. Stupid people! I like the idea of booby trapping it ;->

Mike Golch said...

me thinks you have some office crooks.

BeeDancer said...

You need to get some of that dye pack stuff that banks use...then when the thief opens the package blue stuff explodes all over them...very cool

Momisodes said...

Oh boy. I say set up a decoy. One that you've had for a few extra weeks.

songbird's crazy world said...

our family joke ....bring somethng chocolate and add a little chocolatey Ex-Lax.

Mrs. G. said...

I have a similar weakness for all things cheese.

LadyJava said...

Hiya Grandy!
Hope you are well!!

Have a great day!!

Tricia said...

Arrghhh. What ever happened to saying please, at least. I agree with the mouse trap idea.

Travis said...

Oh that's a pet peeve of mine! I hope you find the evil cheese thief and chastise them roundly.

Mrs. F said...

Sorry. I was hungry.

Grandy said...

Dan~ Not sure I did...but I will bring them to light. ;)

Joyce-Anne~ The package is see thru...how would that work?

PHD~ HA! You forget and it's just 2 of you? :D

Chris~ Ah yes...but do I really want to see where the ultimate destination is??

Vixen~ It must be the same brand!!

Grandy said...

Christina~ You said BOOBIE. Teehee.

Mike~ Methinks you're right Sherlock! ;)

Beedancer~ Oooohhh...I like that idea.

Sandy~ A decoy cheese...that could be done.

Songbird~ Oh yeah, and I can't eat the chocolate so if I forgot I'd still be ok. :)

Grandy said...

Mrs. G~ Well I'm pretty sure it wasn't you. I think you had an alibi.

LJ~ Hey thanks lady!! You too!!

Tricia~ That's two votes for the mouse trap.

Travis~ Will do!

Mrs. F~ Well...since it was you...and I love you...it's alright. ;)

storyteller said...

Hmmm ... seems you need a sleuth (or a larger supply perhaps? ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Grandy said...

Storyteller~ Maybe I'll just buy stock and let it be. They obviously need it more than I.