Thursday, June 12, 2008

A Telegram to our Company

Dear Mr. Boss Man STOP

You ask me how it's going and expect my "honest" feedback STOP

I am at work, busting my a$$, and trying not to complain or spew curse words STOP

Please ask nothing more of me at this time STOP

I CAN'T BREATHE STOP IT

Thank you for my 2% more fun STOP


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9 comments:

Dirty Laundry Diva said...

If you ever want to guest post some of your spewing curse words directed at your boss let me know! I would be happy to publish them on my blog!

chris said...

Well, I did a little bit better. I got 3%, which should cover my gas money for the first couple of months.

mjgolch said...

hey,if that's the worse you do than you don't even want to visit me after the ranting and raveing I did the other day.
Of course I did make up for by posting something special abot my Dad on both of my sites.
Http://mjgolch.blogspot.com and http://mjgolch.wordpress.com That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

krissy said...

I can come kick boss man's ass if you want. Seriously, I'll drop kick his ass in no time.

do you doubt me?

eastcoastlife said...

Call 1800-eastcoastlife, I'll sharpen my knife. hahaha....

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

This isn't sounding good.

Jennifer H said...

Nice use of a fairly benign four-letter word.

Professor J said...

Bless your heart. It sounds like things are rough right now. You're welcome to stop in for a glass of wine and an ear.

Grandy said...

DLD~ Oh...that's a great Idea. I could guest post on your blog and spew away. I didn't post it ALL here in fear of those who MIGHT read.

Chris~ Beer's on you with the 3%.

Mike~ I will have to go check those out.

Krissy~ Thanks for having my back, beautiful.

ECL~ It's a toll free number even... YOU ROCK!! Oh wait, were you sharpening your knife on that rock??

Jenn~ It wasn't feeling very good either, but I feel better having written that. Now I giggle when I read it.

Jennifer~ Thanks!! I had fun with it. :)

Professor J~ WELCOME BACK!! Thanks so much for the offer. :)