Wednesday, February 10, 2010


Dear Asshole Mr. Client,

I would like to go on record by stating that I am NOT an IDIOT. Although you tried your darndest to call me one, and berate me like the bully that you are in your classic style, it is only BECAUSE of me that you are even recovering some of your money. There is no coverage under your commercial policy for the personal assistant that walked your dog, and I'm really sorry that karma kicked your ass she stole a significant amount of money from you.

Please know that I am doing everything within my power to try not to beat you with a bat help you with your current dilemma. I cannot do so, however, while you are being an asshole screaming at me, using profanity, or calling me names.

I am pleased that I was successful in saving your ass recovering some of your loss for you. However, it is unfortunate that you feel disappointed in the fact that I was honest and wouldn't lie for you perhaps did not recover your entire loss.

If there is anything more that I can do to keep you off my ass assist you, please don't hesitate to take a flying leap contact me.




songbird's crazy world said...

been there, done that.

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Grandy said...

Songbird~ I hear ya.

Anon~ HUH?

Caro said...

HAHA love it! After a few years of working in customer service, I hear ya.
I feel more for your client, though. Walking through life without knowing the brand of asshole you are must be tough.

Grandy said...

Caro~ It MUST be tough. I hadn't thought of that. LOL!!