Say it with me...

B E F O R E...

A F T E R...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

WTF Wednesday - Misunderstandings

Sometimes giving specific instructions is painful.

When you're a "big picture" kinda gal, like Grandy, you forget that sometimes people are so literal. I find myself saying something that to 99% of the population is completely harmless...and then there is that 1%.

It's no wonder Grandy uses so many words that rhyme with luck, buck, pucker, lass, pass, pit, sit, ham, cram, itch, stitch, tick, knick...well you get the point.

RAM that 1%.

Sunday Stalker Spotlight - DENS

Folks, this is not a typical Sunday Stalker Spotlight (Wait...is there EVER anything TYPICAL about this place?). This week's feature is a blogger...technically...although she hasn't posted a blog post since NOVEMBER!!

She is my personal friend who happened to start a blog because it's what I was doing.

Folks, I'd like to introduce you to DENS!! Dens and I have been friends since freshman year English class. She could tell you some stories about Grandy that Grandy's mom would roll her eyes and raise her fists at.

I'm posting remote from her living room.

I drove down to spend the weekend with her because it's just been too long, and it was her birthday too. That's right...our birthdays are just 3 days apart.

Boy did we party ON!!! Woot!! See??

**Special note...this pic was taken after the FIRST drink**

***Other note...this pic was taken after SEVERAL Drinks. The camera was not leaning...WE WERE!!***

So...without further doo-doo...Please meet DENS.

**Your Blog: Black Cats R Lucky

**Why do you blog? Where the heck have you been? - Hey man, I've been busy harvesting my crops on Facebook.

**What does your blog say about you? - I SUCK!!

**What's your favorite part about blogging? - Reading the blogs.

**What DON'T you like about blogging? - Posting...can't you tell? My last post was in NOVEMBER. DUH!!

**Does your blog personality match your offline personality? - Do I HAVE a blog personality? Who knew???

**Do you comment? - Yep!

**How often do you blog? - Um...hello...NOVEMBER!!

**What's your favorite thing to do when you're NOT blogging? - Hanging out with MZ. (Readers, MZ is her sweet boyfriend. They are too cute together. Really. Cute in a way that you can get that nauseous feeling...oh wait...that was the liquor.)

***Tell us more about YOU...

I am a Pooh fan. Note...the "H" in POOH, so as not to be confused with POOP. I collect Disney stuff, and Winnie-The-Pooh is my first love.

My favorite color is GREEN. I have shoes in every shade of it. Did you know there were so many different colors and shades of pickle or celery?

My friends are very important to me. They are my family.

I would let you post about my Jerry Springer family...but have already promised you the book rights and dibs on the movie deal, so your lawyers have advised me not to divulge too much here. LOVE THEM THOUGH!!

You and I are friends, we've been through a lot together. Car accidents (remember...not in the same car but you hitting me with yours (oh yeah Grandy readers...she did)), pregnancy tests (how many did we buy and did he REALLY do the price check?), Kamikazee-karaoke...self-titled sing worse with more.

Readers...this is one blogger who you cannot judge based on the number of times she posts. She is a good person through and through. We are close and very fortunate to still be friends.

I love this gal!!!

I Want THIS Cookie!!

Because Grandy really is a 12 year old, trapped in this strange grown-up body, when this pic was found over at Geekologie.com she just had to borrow it to share with you all. Of course, I am offering up link credits all over the place, in exchange for my reader here to be able to share in my childish giggle.

This is something I would do too!!

I would find an obscure animal cracker, realize what it REALLY was, take a picture of it, and post at a later date.

In fact...I am up to the challenge... Someone get me a barrel of animal crackers!!!

Who's Birthday Is It??

See the babes that flank Grandy on both sides?

These are two of my sisters.

One is Nurse Sister...One is Twin Sister.

Can you tell which might be which?

Let me just tell you that Twin Sister has always looked more like Nurse Sister, then she has like Grandy.

Both are beautiful BEYOTCHES!!

Well today is Twin Sister's Birthday!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!! I LOVE YOU!!

Yes readers...you know what that means...

In Grandy's list of top 10 questions asked of twins, "If it's your birthday, does that mean it's your sister's birthday too?"

*sigh*