tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5393006513681609942009-11-29T14:20:50.591-08:00Just when you expect things to be a certain way...WOOPS...they're not!!Grandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18235214310161945177grandybug@gmail.comBlogger380125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-539300651368160994.post-4584064693565149562009-11-27T19:30:00.000-08:002009-11-27T20:10:58.878-08:00

In trying to reconnect with some of her long lost blogging community, Grandy came across a great post over at The Junk Drawer. Kathy has a great way of sharing her silly moments, laughing at them, and making us all laugh with her. Hmmm...wonder why Grandy likes her? Well recently she posted Careful Where You Stick That, which of course lured Grandy straight to reading. She talks about a silly

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Lots of my friends and family are having birthdays lately. Yes, I know they have birthdays all the time, but it seems to be that many of them are having MILESTONE birthdays.Hubby turned 40 last week, Brother turned 40 a few weeks ago, along with some other friends. Some of my friends have hit 50 this year, and several have hit other milestones. This poem made me laugh out loud...and I hope it

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Recently Grandy has been introduced to a new adventure. GOLF!Golf is NOT an easy sport. You are hitting a small ball, not much bigger than a shooter's marble, with a very long "stick", to find a hole that is FAR AWAY. Really? Who invented this game? I haven't done any homework on this, but I imagine it was someone with a little too much time on his hands.While Grandy participated in her first

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A heavy word that carries more weight than anger or sadness.We have all been faced with moments where our parents have said, "I'm not mad ... I'm just disappointed."Some synonyms for disappointment are failure, defeat, frustration. While learning about different personality types, Grandy has always fallen into the category of that upper right quadrant. It never fails what the test is, the

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I'm not even sure what to say about this picture. I do wonder...The guy taking the picture...Did he ever WARN her?Good grief!!

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Grandy has been going through the interview process, on the other side. Since moving up in my company, we have been on the hunt for looking for my replacement. During this time, I've been doing the full-time job of 2 people (as usual) while trying to make things happen in the new position.There's something interesting about interviewing people for the position you've put so much into. The people

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This is a great picture to post on a weekend post.Really...Dr. Suess has taken on a whole new meaning with this one. This post is dedicated to all my blogging friends who can appreciate the humor.CHEERS ALL!!

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This picture absolutely made me laugh.We have all had our share of bottle goggles on, while under the influence. But to be the one that knows you are what the end result once those goggles are on...That is AWESOME!!There must be a certain confidence in walking into a bar, knowing you only stand a chance between the hours of 12:30 am and 2:00 am. Think of all the money one would save by not

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When having a tough day, everyone should stop by The People of WalMart site.Their whole site could be referred to as the "WTF" site. I know I get a giggle and feel a bit better about my life. Let's call it picture therapy. :)Check out THIS picture of true love in the aisle of WalMart.Sing it with me ladies, "Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT.LIKE.ME?"OH YEAH!!!

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Grandy wants you to know that she may have been born at night...but it wasn't LAST night.When we posted Ty's dirt bike on Craig's List, we knew we were pretty new at trying to sell stuff online. But hey, people buy and sell stuff online all the time... We can do this.When your first email, offering to buy the dirt bike came in without you seeing it, Grandy was first a little blinded by her joy at

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So someone emailed me recently and said there were less than 60 days to Christmas.Grandy is NOT feeling in the holiday spirit at all lately.I realize the house on the left may seem a bit Hum-Bug like...but I have to give the guy props for creativity.

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Grandy can't believe it's been a week and a half since getting the opportunity to post on this blog.This sign pretty much indicates the state my life has been in for some time. Unfortunately...I've gotten to close to this platform's edge and am on the verge of getting "sucked off". Hang in there readers...I will come back soon.I just didn't want you to think I was physically hurt somewhere...or

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It's that time of year.Are you going to help?What will you be doing?Raise awareness folks... SAVE THE BOOBIES!!!!

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Gentlemen Beware.Grandy learned a joke the other day.What do you get when you cross PMS with a GPS?A BITCH WHO KNOWS HOW TO FIND YOU!!!

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October 3, 2007: Functional Shmunctional is BORN with this post.October 3, 2008: Grandy has to undergo surgery on the 2nd, but still manages to pre-post so that she doesn't miss her 1st Blogversary on the 3rd, while she's in the hospital.October 3, 2009: *blink blink* Really? NOTHING?!? How does Grandy blow this exactly? No telling...but we suspect Grandy has been trying with all her might to

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Several months back, Grandy posted about someone who was stealing her lunch from the fridge at work. It was a bit of a rant, but it made her feel better. Grandy knows who it was stealing the food, but never confronted him about it. Just knowing it was him...was enough for me. The enabling Grandy even started to bring a little extra. I figured, hey, he must really need it.Recently Grandy came

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Grandy's recent celebration for the work win, was unfortunately pretty short lived. Regrettably, there's just so much going on in Grandy's head, and her heart, that makes it difficult to truly celebrate big things.I suppose that would be a good thing that works in my favor in sales. You don't celebrate the big win for too long, before you are already focusing in on the next win. I will admit that

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Grandy is really excited.Can you tell?REALLY EXCITED!!!Wanna know why?At the end of last year, Grandy decided she needed to focus on her professional growth. She's been doing the same job for 6 years, and in the same industry for 14 years. (Yeah, I did start when I was 7...yeah-huh!)Grandy went to her bosses and said..."I want to do this!" Bosses looked at her like she was a dumbass bit crazy,

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Grandy has had this picture saved for some time. I can't even remember if I've posted it before, so I'm sorry if I have. Looking at this picture, Grandy wonders a few things.How many people actually stayed in the plane, to see if it would take off with the duct tape. If the guy who put the tape on the wing is still employed at the airline.If the airline served free drinks to all passengers who

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Grandy has only been doing Facebook since February. Since that time, there have been a few little hiccups in the "friend" department, but nothing that Grandy couldn't handle. There was one girl who was not really ever very nice to Grandy as a kid. Why does she want to friend me now? That's odd. Not thinking much of it, I went ahead and accepted her. I just don't pay any attention to her when

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Grandy never quite got into the whole fraternity/sorority thing in college. Most of the time, they bored me. I must have been too serious then. In fact, in the whole time I was there, I only went to one football game. That says a lot, considering the fact that for one year I lived across from the stadium. I just had other things going on all the time, even though I really liked football.It's

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Grandy had a college lighting professor who used to always explain that "black-out" was not black. It was the complete absence of light.What Grandy wants to know is whether or not bad luck was the complete absence of luck?Yesterday I alluded to my skills in the lame-ness category, and I'm sorry I didn't exactly specify. Yes, Grandy went down a friend's deck like a slinky. Nothing broken. Very

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Dictionary.com has the following definitions for the word LAME:–adjective1. crippled or physically disabled, esp. in the foot or leg so as to limp or walk with difficulty.2. impaired or disabled through defect or injury: a lame arm.3. weak; inadequate; unsatisfactory; clumsy: a lame excuse.4. Slang. out of touch with modern fads or trends; unsophisticated.–verb (used with object)5. to make

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Grandy can't tell you enough how many times she has had to remind herself, "Grandy, you MUST be smarter than the machine." Although this reminder seems to help me through the immediate moment (that and a good swift kick of the machine) I can't help but think that a sign like this would go far in the world. Think of the revolution we could start...At the slurpee machines: When you think you've

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As Grandy was racing down the hill on Saturday last week, she thought to herself...30 Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwhiches made, all the scouts and leaders are fed - CheckLaundry has been transferred - CheckTook care of man who cut his leg with the chain saw - Check (seriously...I had 30 scouts and leaders in my dang back yard and I'M the one taking care of the chain saw injury because the Dad

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