Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying Mandarin Airlines. Please place your trays in the upright positions, and prepare for a take-off. Our flight today should take about 2 hours and 20 minutes, and the weather is beautiful. We're currently waiting for clearance from the tower to depart, but it appears we are stuck behind some rubber-neckers on the runway. While we wait, we're going to start our on-flight movie, Airplane. Due to the lighting, we're going to ask that everyone on the right side of the plane please close your blinds.
Thank you.
4 comments:
Ouch.
That is certainly one flight I wouldn't want to be on.
That's why I always keep the shades down when I fly....
there's nothing here that I want to see.
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